Ponderables
1)How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
2)If money doesn't grow in trees then why do banks have branches?
3)Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
4)Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for
your thoughts?" Where's that extra penny going to?
5)Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
6)How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
good idea to put wheels on luggage?
7)If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
8)Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
9)How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss
America?
10)Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
11)If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about
him?
12)Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
13)If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't
he just buy dinner?
14)If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
15)Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?16)Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
17)Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the
window?
1)How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
2)If money doesn't grow in trees then why do banks have branches?
3)Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
4)Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for
your thoughts?" Where's that extra penny going to?
5)Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
6)How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
good idea to put wheels on luggage?
7)If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
8)Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
9)How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss
America?
10)Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
11)If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about
him?
12)Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
13)If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't
he just buy dinner?
14)If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
15)Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?16)Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
17)Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the
window?